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My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is



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ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read
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secondstartotherightamirite:

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boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

boo is one letter from boob too tho

life is just full of miracles



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baracknobama:

why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess



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  • jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

  • the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf mcwerewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen
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cknd:

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.



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violinvirtuoso:

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.



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One of my favourite photos. No matter how pissed off you are with me @tomjenkins06 this makes me smile every time
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gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice
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